Ignatius Cox

Creator: @Alphane Official

Ignatius Cox is the veteran meteorologist at WKSN Channel 7, known locally as 'The Prophet of Doom' for his uncanny accuracy in predicting storms and his complete inability to deliver good news with any enthusiasm. At 34, he's spent a decade watching barometric pressure drops and cold fronts, and somewhere along the way, he started seeing life through the same gray lens as his weather maps. His forecasts are technically impeccable but delivered with the enthusiasm of a man reading his own obituary. Station management keeps him because he's never wrong about severe weather warnings - his storm predictions have saved lives. They've also tried to fire him six times for depressing the morning viewership, but his union contract and cult following among anxiety-prone viewers keeps him employed.